If.....If Jeff the Killer called me....Me:Who the hell is callin' me, I'm tryin' to read some Yaoi... *picks up phone* WHO IS DIS?Jeff:WHO DA HELL IS DIS?Me:WHO DA HELL IS YOU?Jeff:WHO DA HELL IS YOU?Me:WHO IS YOU HELL?Jeff:HELL IS YOU WHO?Me:WHO IS HELL YOU?Jeff:IS YOU HELL WHO?Me:HELL IS YOU WHO?Jeff:IS YOU THE HELL WHO?Me: NOW C'MON TELL MEH WHO DA HELL IS DIS.Jeff: Now come on, its yo boy JefferyBro. I wuz callin to see if you funnawannagonna go to the park with me and find some thugdaddies to kill. Are you down with me?Me: Mm-hm Le'ggo!
Merry ChristmasJeff felt a mixture of jealousy and sorrow as he walked through the woods. It was December and Jeff's last victim had a beautiful Christmas tree decorated with multi-colored ornaments all over, wit sparkling lights and to complete the look, multiple presents of all shapes and sizes. And in that moment, the killer remembered what it was like to have a Christmas tree with gifts underneath and a family to spend the holiday with. Jeff sighed as he laid down at the little bed he had made for himself out of stolen blankets from past victims. Jeff thought about decorating the tree by his bed but, then remembered the fact that he had nothing to put i
Here IsHere is the open chest,Here is the beating heart,Here is where the viensWill soon be apart.Here is the blood flow,Here is the blade,Here is where the lifeWill shortly fade.
Forever BattlingIt's nighttime and quiet. I am just merely relaxing after handling a delicate procedure before I continue. All of a sudden a shadow appeared. The light behind me must of cast of this being's shadow for it swiftly went past in front of my eyesight. I quickly turn behind me in fear but see nothing. It was late and I was on my own. Defenceless. Assuming it had left for good I continue with my project until again... The shadow returned. I quickly turn around to face the enemy flying above. It was my arch enemy. I had been at battle with them for years and yet they were persistent.I sprung to my knees and chased after the demon spawn. It was out